im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
This entire post made me smile.
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
I think I’ve found my favorite post